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flowers say I’m sorry... I've learned my lesson Kitchen Towel

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up or is there a like a number to call? Kitchen Towel

Lead me not into temptation oh who am I kidding, follow me I know a short cut. Kitchen towel

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations! kitchen towel

If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It's practically science. Kitchen Towel

Mom, I'm sorry for all the dumb stuff I did when I was a kid. If it helps, you only know about half of it. Kitchen towel

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God woman eat a salad! kitchen towel

Eat a salad they said. It's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie #teampie kitchen towel

Michael Myers Halloween Kitchen Towel

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then add some vodka to that shit. kitchen towel

The kids are still alive. That is what I did all day. Kitchen towel

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes Kitchen Towel

If a donut falls on the ground and you pick it up... That's a squat right? Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

So how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or.... Kitchen towel

OMG my mother was right about EVERTHING kitchen towel

I only have the kitchen because it came with the house kitchen towel

If grandpa says no.... who are we kidding?! grandpa never says no. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

If grandma says no.... who are we kidding?! grandma never says no. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

If you think its bad now, in 20 years this country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

Just when I think I have my ducks in a row.. One of those fluffy fuckers wanders off and gets into some shit Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat Kitchen towel

Having fruit salad for dinner....kitchen towel

whiskey the nighttime sniffling sneezing how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I'm not aging like wine, I'm aging like milk.. getting sour and chunky Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home