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Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it "selective participation" Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I think I've seized the wrong day - once again Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat.. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I knew the psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I've decided not to have kids- the kids are taking it pretty hard. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I'm going to be the life of the party As long as it ends by 9PM. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

Karma. Noun. When your daughter turns out just like you. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

Karma is only a bitch if you are. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

If you have to ask if its too early to DRINK you're an AMATEUR and we can't be friends. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

Who needs google when your wife knows everything Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

My entire life can be summed up in once sentence.... "Well that didn't fucking go as planned" Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

my nickname is "mom" but my full name is MOM, MOM, MOM, Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

What's your dream job? Well in my dreams, I don't work... Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

Sorry, I don't take orders but I do accept donation Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

Dear Life: Whatever. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

My Friends don't go crazy. They are crazy. They go normal from time to time. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

Recipe for today Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

If your going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes, i don't think this relationship is going to work Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

If I die, delete my browser history Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

My whole life consists of wondering... whether or not to make the bitchy comment. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

My diet could be described as: unchaperoned child at a birthday party Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

By now the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home